Babies

Babies aren't fun. I really don't have much to say, but here's the illustration I did for yet another episode of my podcast.

It's not safe for work, it's on iTunes with an WELL DESERVED "explicit" tag. If you're willing to check it out search Shortest Straw on itunes or http://shorteststrawpodcast.blogspot.com

More coming soon!

In which our hero...

Forget to update his blog. Eep!

So yea..I have a ton of excuses and they're all lame. oh except for working late all this week thanks to school tours and the fact that I love being a teacher/teaching. Despite what Chris Christie says.

Dick.

But I digress. In this installment I'm gonna post a cartoon I did for my podcast (which is on iTunes) and then a digital drawing I started of the new Batgirl, just for the fun of it, but isn't finished yet. Obviously.

I would like to know what you think, but I won't hold my breath.

Ok...Batman's a furry.

I read that in Short Packed and it's been making me giggle all week.

So we're still doing a podcast every week, and I'm in charge of editing them and uploading them. I've been pretty good so far, and if you're interested at all go check out http://shorteststrawpodcast.blogspot.com. Also this leaves me with no excuse to not update my sketchbook blog. This week it was only 1 page, but I did draw some stuff for the podcast which I will also share with you. I'll let you figure out which is which:

Man...

I haven't done that art update I promised eh?

Crap!

I'm sorry!

If it makes you feel any better I have a ton of excuses! If you want to hear them let me know. So here's a little art update with a larger one in the works.

Enjoy!










Be good!

Crap

I'm sorry. I know I promised that I'd update more!

However in my defense I still only have 8 followers and apparently I suck at the internet so I don't know how to collect more followers.

Also this isn't an art update, but last time I talked about a podcast my friends and I are doing. I'm in charge of editing and unfortunately trying to get it onto the internets in some form or fashion. As previously started I suck at finding out how to do these types of things.

How to get someones personal information? I can do that.

How to get into someone else's email? I can do that.

How to garner more followers or post a podcast on the internet? I can't do that. If you know how to do that and would like to help PLEASE let me know!



Regardless I do have art that needs to be scanned in and posted for all 8 of you to peruse at your leisure.

'Til then enjoy the podcast and I'll update again either tomorrow or Sunday with another podcast and definitely more art. Enjoy...or don't. Either way I'd like to hear.

Oh and pictures I forgot!

Here's pictures of my sketchbook and the condition its in for having been in my pocket everyday for 3 months.

This is a Moleskin sketchbook that they sell in packs of 3. Half of the pages are perforated so they come out easily. They fit PERFECTLY in the front pocket of any jeans. They are comfy books to draw in.

If anyone knows someone at Moleskin lemme know. I WOULD GLADLY SPONSOR THE SHIT OUT OF THEM!

I...apologize

It's been over a month. Which is a shame because as it was pointed out to me, any followers I did have probably waved bye-bye during my >month absence. I solemnly swear if everyone who reads this actually subscribes, or becomes a fan of my art on facebook I will go back to doing weekly (or more) updates with art and info.

I was also told to stop tweeting about poop. Stupid FourSquare sharing with Twitter!

So a bunch has been going on in the world of me. The school where I teach did a play, which was adorable. It was about kids learning about the past so they had songs/dances from the 20's, 40s, 60s, 80s, and present. My job there as an art teacher is super awesome.

Paint the scenery.

The scenery are on 4 rolling bases. Each cavas is Eight feet by 3 feet. So I get to paint HUGE things. Which is always a ton of fun, and this time I got to paint Pac-Man, the guts of an iPod, Rosie the Riveter (RIP), and a 1920's hot rod with an art deco hotel in the background. I posted pictures of some of it on facebook. If you don't follow me there, please do. I've made it really easy by putting the facebook thing on the right.

Since the end of December I also started a podcast with two of my friends. It's supposed to be funny, but I'll let you be the judge. Before I send it to Apple I'll put "episode zero" on a site so you guys can check it out before checking out our official opening. Which I have to begin editing once I'm done here.

My apartment is now one dog richer, unfortunately that dog is massively retarded but the most kind loving and doting retard I've ever met.

Also via twitter I promised a blogopalypse. Or some other such nonsense.

INCOMING!
This Munny glows in the dark and is for my friend Steve who bought me both of the glow in the dark toys.
This is for my therapist. SURPRISE! I'M CRAZY! But it's also the last page of my sketchbook and I'm going to give it to her so she can analyze it or something. This "key" should help her read it. Also since this is the last page of the mini-sketchbook would anyone be interested in me printing out this stuff and selling it super cheap?

The end.

More coming soon! Please follow me and pass this around to ANYONE and EVERYONE who might like it!